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Funny benefits for heart health
Research shows that watching a comedy, increases blood flow to the heart while watching a sad film reduces blood flow to the heart .

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According to AFP from Paris , researchers at the University of Maryland as part ‪ 15 ‬ ‪ 30 ‬ ‪ 20 ‬ minute comedies and serious for a young player to watch movies from the time they left at least ‪ 48 ‬
Researchers at the brachial artery ultrasound blood flow between the shoulder and elbow were measured in pigs .

‪ 14 ‬ ‪ 20 ‬ flow of volunteers while watching scenes from the movie Saving Private Ryan was reduced . But the young ‪ 20 ‬ ‪ 19 ‬ tons of funny parts while watching another film increased.

The difference between these two conditions bloodstream ‪ 50 ‬ percent.

Effects of sad watching the blood flow was like doing mental arithmetic .

But watching a comedy movie like the effect of aerobic exercise, or taking cholesterol-lowering drugs .

Depression, anxiety, anger and hostility, impaired nitric oxide pathways that leads to dilation of blood vessels that helps .

Laughter makes hormones have the opposite effect .

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Positive emotions such as laughter, joy and happiness on a very positive effect on the endothelial cells of blood vessel walls are covers .

Detailed study of the specialized magazine "‪" heart ‬ published.
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Good Night

Love Is Like A Stapler Pin:
Its Easy 2 Attach But
Hard 2 Detach N D Worst Is
When Finally U R Able 2 Detach
It Still Leaves D Paper Damaged.
Good Night

I'm a PAPER,
u can write ur feelings,
scribble ur anger,
use me 2 absorb tears.
Don't throw me after use but
when u feel cold burn me
to feel warm cause I Love you.

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Two parallel lines

Two parallel lines
The two lines are parallel. Psarki paper on them in the classroom.


It fell to two parallel lines chshamshan.
And at the same qlbshan a glance tpid.
Chest pocket and stamped each other in.

Aly line said:
We can have a good life.
And the second line of the larzid emotion.
In the House, said aly line and we have a cozy page paper.
I go do my days working alongside a road line. remote and desolate, or next to a line of nardbam.

Second line said I also do a side line Quad vase of roses, next to a line or nimakt is a small park in an empty and solitude.

Aly said the line what a poetic job and life we khushi.
At this point the teacher ran into: two parallel lines do not reach any time together.
And the kids were repeated: two جملات عاشقانه lines are not parallel any time together.

Two parallel larzidnd line. The other looked at together. The following second line and ran crying pqi. This is not possible, said aly line would not find a way. What the second line they said shendi. There is no way we have no time to cry and ran again under does not.
Aly said the line was not in advance. We use the world's focus off screen and we put under foot. Finally, there is one problem we have to solve.
The second line was quiet and was remorseful of the paper outside of the classroom جملات زیبا have crossed khazidnd and enters the courtyard, and from that moment onwards safrhai two parallel lines.

They crossed the dashtha ...
The burning of the sahrahai ...
Of long kwai ...
From the deepest of valleys ...
From the sea ...
From the crowded cities.
Several years passed wana meet scientists.

Mathematics Don told them: there is no mathematical formula for this is impossible. "you have to be together. You ruin everything you see.


Faizekdan said: Let me now from the same naamidtan. if ignored the laws of nature were, there was no name of physics knowledge.

The doctor said my work is made of, and useful.

Chemistry Don said you two are non-notable element of the composition. If you, with each combination of all the materials they will lose their properties.

Astronomer said Earth creatures you are reaching the most selfish you mosavist together with the destruction of the world. The world now will be out of their orbit fikon are frequently used together are together the world system the collision may. Because you have a great violation of the law.

Filsof said: I'm sorry ... It is impossible to collect naqizin.
And, finally, were among only three children to kodi said:

You are together.
Not in the face of the world.
Search it in another world.

Two parallel line left him time and again to sfarhaishan.
But now one thing in their shape.
"They will reach little by little to the lost."
Aly said this line, mont.
Second line of mont said: what happened?
Aly said the line to berseem.
The second line, I think, as I said, and they continued to work.

One day in a plain. A painter stands between grass and bomash painting.
Aly said the line then we sign the painting canvas and avargi find rescue.
Our second line should probably never said it came out of the paper plate.
Aly said the line where we will be painting the canvas of relaxation.
And those two were into the Plains and went on his hand, and then on the painter.

Painter and his third move.
And they were two of the rail train: Red Sun over calm and quiet as they went down two parallel lines head to romance.
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do remember that Humour isn’t funny

do remember that Humour isn’t funny.
just example:

“it were administered prior to the crime Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if .”

 


funny until we start poking around in those innards.  Here’s what we find:
1)the statement is اس ام اس خنده دار plausible.
2)the statement is implausible,and yet, somehow, yes, come on, don’t deny it…
we don’t string people up for It’s implausible because  thinking about murder (except maybe in Zimbabwe or Oklahoma).  On the other hand, it’s kinda plausible because exterminating the would-be killer would save the victim.  
Please Note No doubt about it!: your story must be more implausible than plausible.

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implausible and plausible Humour and jokes is a delicate balance of .
looks like thi Mathematically it s:جوک خنده دار
Where:
the god’s Truth;
the belief system by which the Truth is made invisible;
the existential laughter sms quotient discovered by Jack Kerouac in a Mexican cantina;
is what we don’t know (although Arthur Black claims to know it).
Oh, yeah, and the “!” is a graphic reminder how serious this is.
In other words:جوک خنده دار
absurdly logical is Humour .
as I warned you,Which, isn’t very funny.

No one lives by اس ام اس خنده دار this logic of the absurd more than Miami columnist, Dave Barry

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بچه که بودم خونه مون چسبیده بود به مدرسه
هیچی دیگه هر وقت از بلند گو صدام میکردن
هم تو مدرسه کتک میخوردم هم تو خونه!!!!


گفت :حاج آقا! من شنیده ام اگر انسان در نماز متوجه شود که کسی در حال
دزدیدن کفش اوست می تواند نماز را بشکند و برود کفشش را بگیرد درست
است حاج آقا؟! شیخ گفت :درست است آقا
نمازی که در آن حواست به کفشت است، اصلاً باید شکست...!
حکیمانه مذهبی


دل دادن من بر تو از اغاز غلط بود..
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پسرا هیچ وقت دل دخترا رو نشکنید!
دست، پا، ستون فقرات و و و و....
همه در اولویت هست!
^^
پرچم مرچمو بی خیال شین ازین سوسول بازیا خوشم نمیاد اصاب ندارم :| D:

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اس ام اس

غم انگیز است....
شب از پهلویی به پهلوی دیگر شوی
ببینی تاریکی
از جای خود تکان نخورده است!
 
به نظر من دانشمندا باید یه تلوزیون بسازن که وقتی سریال چرت وپرت نشون میده اتوماتیک قطع بشه.
والا با این فیلم ساختنشون به شعور آدم توهین میکنن.
اون از آوای باران
اینم از ستایش که آدم نمیدونه ستایش یک و ببینه یا دو!!
 
نگاهت کافیست تا دوباره در هوای آمدنت بمیرم
تو همیشه دعوتی, رأس ساعت دلتنگی!
تو آنجا....
من اینجا....
نیمکتهای دنیا رو چه بد چیده اند :- (
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یه معنی رو میده

تحقیقات دانشمندان نشون داده :
جمله ی "تا ۵ دقیقه دیگه آمادم" خانوما
و جمله "تا ۵ دقیقه دیگه خونه ام "اقایون
یه معنی رو میده!!!

منو تو یه عمره دوتا خط صافیم...
شده عادت ما که رویا ببافیم...
بشینیمو عشق و به بازی بگیریم...
واسه زندگی کردنامون بمیریم...

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